I Can't Even Handle It

It is (not) possible to love things too much.
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“ One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants. ”

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